December 2011
Go the Distance
Roger Bart
Roger Bart - Go the Distance
I have to write 3,000 words now and then make ART which means it’s time to break out this blog’s theme song.
yes!
I HAVE TWO PAGES LEFT IN THIS PAPER
TWO
TWWWWWOOOO WHY IS IT LIKE PULLING TEETH
canadian horror story:
oh no we ran out of syrup
“I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything else.”
—Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov (via thenocturnals)
“First, remember that style comes in all sizes, so the bigger you are, the more style you have. And second, draw attention to your best features by pointing at them, and conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who mentions them.”
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Those fashion tips are courtesy of noted style icon and total badass Miss Piggy. (via fuckyeahwomenprotesting2)
HIIIYA! Ms. Piggy is a fucking winner.
(via hamburgerjack)
Miss Piggy is my freaking role model.
(via pilgrimkitty)
I was never into the Muppets as a kid because they terrified me, but I’m thinking that I should give it a second go because this is a style philosophy I can get behind.
(via brofisting)
- parents: you need to start acting like an adult
- me: i already read adult fanfiction what else do you want
'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Compares Women Asking for Equal Pay to Children Demanding Candy →
comicsalliance.com
“The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It’s just easier this way for everyone. You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.” -Scott Adams
I love how he almost comes out and says exactly what he actually means, which is, “Women are treated like children and disabled persons because they are incapable of doing things men can”. That’s patently false, and that’s why we’re all pissed that women are getting paid less to do the exact. Same. Things.
What an asshole. Dilbert was mediocre at best, you jackass!
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November 2011
“Dear Ruth, I wish this damn war would end so I could get to see you and Mom again. After leading the life I have for the last two years it even seems hard for me to picture what our home looks like. It sure will take a lot to settle me down for a while after this war ends. I’ve been used to a pretty wild life in the army…Well Ruth I better close this now because I have to write Mom a letter too. Love Always, Skip”
—Warren “Skip” Muck, in a letter to his sister, written the day before him and his men were sent to Bastogne. It was to be his last letter. (via igottatakethis)