That awkward moment when Spock says "Live Long & Prosper" but you can tell he really means "Fuck Off & Die"
I see there's a lot of people asking if Kate Middelton will be the new Queen. I say there's no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70's and 80's and Kate's got very little experience in the music industry.
Did you hear? The extremist Supernatural group "Destiel" attacked a Starbucks today. A militant shipper ran in, threw glitter and feathers everywhere, screaming "forever profound bond," then ran away to a convention.