April 2011
That awkward moment when Spock says "Live Long & Prosper" but you can tell he really means "Fuck Off & Die"
Just Like Honey →
fanfiction.net
A Cory in the House fic where the dad has sex with presidents.
I haven’t even read this yet but based on the description alone, I think I have to reblog it.
Same. I haven’t read it, but I’m imagining how it’s going to go.
“Hey Mr. President, I cooked something for you. It’s good, ain’t it?”
“Yes it is, Raven’s dad.”
“Let’s fuck.”
*hot tonguing action*
*rimming*
*Corey comes into the kitchen*
“Dang, dad that is whack. You a buster!”
Postal Posters
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The last three got me so good… This is also my 2000th post. So uh…
I see there's a lot of people asking if Kate Middelton will be the new Queen. I say there's no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70's and 80's and Kate's got very little experience in the music industry.
Did you hear? The extremist Supernatural group "Destiel" attacked a Starbucks today. A militant shipper ran in, threw glitter and feathers everywhere, screaming "forever profound bond," then ran away to a convention.