FACT: Saying "you're too pretty to be a lesbian" is NOT a compliment
August 2011
“I made the mistake of calling Benedict to solve a crime. He was absolutely hopeless. Rubbish.”
—Mark Gatiss, Sherlock commentary discussing the differences between Cumberbatch and Holmes (via broriarty)
does anyone live in toronto
and like
want to hang out or something
i am moving there tomorrow and know no one
no one
Oh god, she totally fell asleep before Castiel did last night, didn’t she. Did he go online and find the Wincest? Becky isn’t sure if Castiel is ready to be left alone on the internet. With the same apprehension she feels when her boss walks in on her reading incest porn, Becky pulls her laptop over and taps the touchpad.
A Word document is open, and this is what it says:Title: A fanfic about the Apocalypse
Author: Castiel
Summary: This is an AU.
Author’s Notes: This fanfic contains canonical inaccuracies, but samlicker81 says you can get away with it if your story is good enough.
Once upon a time, the Apocalypse never happened because Sam Winchester never killed Lilith and Dean Winchester never went to hell because Sam never died because there were never any special children because Azazel never tried to raise Lucifer because Lucifer never fell from heaven because our Father loves him as He loves all His creations, and He never left. He loves us as we love Him and that is enough, and I would be home, and Dean and Sam would be home, and Jo and Ellen would still be alive, and we would all be with our family, and Becky and Chuck get to have their Buffy marathon and I wouldn’t have spilled chardonnay all over her keyboard. Amen.
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