- Bradley: I was playing football once, and it was just after we’d finished season one, and this guy, this defender, crunched me just…you know, tackled me quite ferociously. And it took me a while to get off the ground, and as I did he went “where’s Merlin now?” And I thought, this is where it begins. This is where my life…
- Colin: Then I just poked out from behind the corner, "Forbærnan!"
- Bradley: He then was, you know, obliterated into an ashy pool
- Colin: He died
- Bradley: Cheers mate
“People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.” —Chuck Palahniuk (via orgasms)